Malia “whats-personal-space" Hale
Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!
Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”
You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !
He’s…he’s my brother…
So whatever trigger you need, if it’s Allison, or your sister, or Peter, use it! Use it right now!
WHY ARE YOU SO FREAKING PERFECT!!! 😳😍👅
I need more sassy!Derek in my life.
Vintage library ads
Derek are you one of those people who keeps all his money in a plastic bag under his bed because I feel you are